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08 February 2008 @ 11:50 am
The Things People Say  
From MSN today:



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"Friday February 8, 2008
Aliens could
misinterpret earth's classic songs as declarations of war if they are recklessly broadcast into space, some scientists say.

Last week NASA broadcast a Beatles song, Across the Universe, towards the North Star, in the hope it would be noticed by extra-terrestrial beings.

But some scientists have urged NASA to be more cautious, saying aliens could misinterpret the song, and even take it as a battle cry.

Do you agree we need to consult more widely before sending out messages into deep space?"
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This is a really intelligent and thought -provoking news item and it raises a subject that weighs heavily upon the minds of us all.

As we all know, aliens are well-read intelligent life forms and their grasp of the english language is taken as a gimme. So when John Lennon sings out the line from 'Across The Universe' that goes: 

"
Jai guru deva om" 

it would surely send unwary aliens into a tail-spin (if indeed, they have tails). 

I have no doubt that as we speak, death stars are being sent to destroy our planet. Aliens are charging up their ray guns and the end of the world as we know it is imminent.

Curse you NASA! Curse you Beatles! Why oh why couldn't they have broadcast something more unambiguous and harmless?  

To quote from Monty Python's 'Meaning of Life' song ('Galaxy Song')

'and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'cos there's bugger-all down here on Earth' 

For mine, I would have broadcast 'Day-trip To Bangor'. What would you have broadcast?


 
 
John is listening to: Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft
 
 
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I like it like this[info]sageccd on February 8th, 2008 04:43 am (UTC)
Wichita Lineman
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gruntsplatter[info]gruntsplatter on February 8th, 2008 12:06 pm (UTC)
I have all-ways liked Indian Love Call it worked on the Martians in the film.

If you want to repel them anything by the Spice Grannies
If you want to confuse them any President Shrub speech
If you want to attract them Mozart
If you want to impress them Beethoven
If you want to scare them anything by Madonna

Signed The Second Gunman
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Linda312[info]linda312 on February 8th, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
Anything with yodelling. As soon as aliens work out that some humans pay to hear others gargle, they'll give us a wide berth.
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gruntsplatter[info]gruntsplatter on February 9th, 2008 02:41 am (UTC)
That is the Indian Love Call
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(Anonymous) on February 9th, 2008 03:07 am (UTC)
Which explains why there's 16 billion of them: if someone was yodelling at me I'd have sex with them, just to shut them up.

I can remember 30 yrs, my then supervisor going out at lunch time and buying a yodelling LP from Musgroves. I was astonished: you know that astonishment you sometimes have that you simply can't hide? Mouth wide open, nose scrunched up and a "what the ...?" look in the eyes.

A yodelling LP. Good god.
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gruntsplatter[info]gruntsplatter on February 9th, 2008 06:50 am (UTC)
Well I just recently was asked to transfer an Accordion medley record to cd for my mother.

By a group called the Allen Gardiner Accordion Band.

I think I remember seeing the cover on Spics and Specks the ABC music show once as a classical example for derision.

The music was bad enough each track was three different tunes joined together half the time I couldn't tell were one ended and the next began

The cover is just a classic I kept it and the record as nobody would believe not unless they see it.

I have scanned it but I haven't tried putting up pictures to this site I'm not sure if you can put up pictures in replies.
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gruntsplatter[info]gruntsplatter on February 9th, 2008 07:03 am (UTC)
I worked out how to put a picture on my own site

http://gruntsplatter.livejournal.com/

I don't use it other than to allow me to log on with an ID but the picture is there if you want to see it.
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