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jdbuzz
02 May 2008 @ 09:45 am
Eat Drink & Be Merry  

The news services this morning thought that it was newsworthy to report the outcome of a study done by an representative body of distilled mixer drinks.

The distillers have discovered that binge drinking of mixer drinks is decreasing. This comes amid the hot topical debate about legislating for reduced alcohol content in such drinks.

This is a credible source for your new items I must say!

What crap...

 
 
John is feeling: complacent
John is listening to: The Alabama Song
 
 
jdbuzz
02 May 2008 @ 09:31 am
There'll Be Tears!  

I've ranted previously about reality television. The description of this palpable human waste as 'reality' is in itself a misnomer. It is no more like real life than is CSI Miami. I not only dislike it - I passionately abhor it. (Sorry Lisa!)

Each to their own and if people want to spend countless hours taking this in that is fine with me. Likewise, if I chose to slag it mercilessly, that is fine with me too. I think Network 10 is the worst offender and has offered us the 'Big Brother' and 'Idol' tripe. Sadly, the other networks and even dear old Aunty are on the bandwagon too.

I have missed out on television (by choice) for so long that I can not relate to, nor understand the attraction. Even more, I am genuinely saddened and disturbed by the level to which it is entrenched in the psyche of the all too average Australian fodder watcher. Such shows dominate radio discussion, newspapers and magazines. Predominantly 13 year old females of our species flock to shopping centres where these erstwhile nonentities arrive for promotional work. They are famous for absolutely fucking nothing yet they are famous nonetheless. They get paid about $1,000 to turn up at a pub and hang around for an hour (they really do).

The main thrust of such shows are to strip people of their self-respect and then hang them out in front of the viewers of Australia so that they can gawk in humour, sorrow or amazement.

The real trick is to make contestants cry. The more tears - the better it is. Watch the promos for these shows. Notice how they concentrate on the tear factor? Somebody said something nasty to someone else so ..... BLUBBER! Some fat fuck didn't lose 20 kilos in the last month despite cutting down the cream bun intake to 5 per day, so ..... BLUBBER! Some dipstick on an island got voted off because they are a first class spanker, so ..... BLUBBER! It's all rather tacky.

I actually only started this rant to because I wanted to comment on the fact that Channel 10 are to introduce Corey, the recalcitrant ratbag partyboy, to the Big Brother house this weekend. You know what disappoints me? I haven't heard anyone yet comment on the morality shown by one of our licensed television networks in allowing this booze-swilling buffoon to further play on his celebrity status.

I think it is improper and I think it is immoral. Here is a punk who caused vast damage to property and wasted immeasurable public resources and now Network 10 now sees fit to validate his behaviour.

What message is being given here? Will the young and impressionable in society feel that such behaviour if not condoned, might still be worthwhile because it's all just a bit of a laugh?

The executives of Network 10 will no doubt defend their right to put this teen wanker on the show and would probably claim some pious responsibility to show the public what they want. They would also claim that after all, they only reflect community standards - they don't shape them. Well, they do shape them and they continue to plummet to new depths in the vast pool of sewerage that is reality television. 

Network 10 executives are a disgrace and were I able to, I would dismiss the lot of them and  force them onto the streets to get a real job. Perhaps there could be a reality TV show in it?

 
 
John is feeling: angry
John is listening to: Send In The Clowns
 
 
jdbuzz
21 April 2008 @ 04:06 pm
2020 (Tele) Vision  

So the gabfesting is over and the idealists God bless 'em are winging their way back to obscurity. I don't mind people wanting to change the world for the better and I really don't intend this to be a criticism of their good intentions. However...

What is 2020 really going to be like? What is achieved by inviting Corporate Australia Ltd. and the multimedia whores to a weekend chat?

Do you actually trust people whose primary claim to fame is the siphoning off of your wealth into their bulging pockets? I don't. The media are a subsidiary of Corporate Australia Ltd. and they represent their parent company magnificently. Our leading politicians have to bare their arses to Corporate Australia or they will be hounded out of office by an army of sheep, whipped into a frenzy by their media subsidiary. 

If we could transport now to 2020, I think you would be horrified by what you see. In the same way, if you were taken from 1978 and dropped into 2008, you would be equally horrified. There would be some amazement at the technological advances and sure, a lot of that is driven by business. I ask you though, at what price progress?

2020? I see even more of the same x 100. People who have no opinion other than that which is shoved into them by the media. I see a society where you dare not set out of your door without a can of mace, a knife and a personal alarm.  I see a society were we spend so much of our resources on human offal, that we can't afford to look after those who have put their lives on the line for us. I see a society where even more of the government is sold off to Corporate Australia. The balance sheet rules now and will rule stronger in 2020.

Seriously, what is your vision of 2020? Not what you would like to see, but rather what will you see?



What do you see for Australian society in 2020? How will it change?

 
 
John is feeling: pessimistic
John is listening to: In The Year 2525
 
 
jdbuzz
28 March 2008 @ 11:43 am
Cities prepare to switch off for Earth Hour  
What utter feelgood bullshit.

Wikiipedia describes it thus:

"Earth Hour is an international event that asks households and businesses to turn off their lights and non-essential electrical appliances for one hour on the evening of March 29th at 8PM local time to promote electricity conservation and thus lower carbon emissions.

It is promoted by
World Wide Fund for Nature Australia (WWF), an environmental lobby group, and the Sydney Morning Herald."

One hour. What pointless tokenism! How often these days do we see this sort of feelgood nonsense? 

One hour to tone down our power usage and pretend that you give more than a passing interest in the future of the planet, global warming or the environment in general. 

I don't see the need for it. I think we have come to the point were we all actually know what is required to slow down the ravaging of this planet. We are well informed but we choose by and large to ignore it. Ultimately, we are not prepared to make the sacrifices. 

The media are on board of course but maybe they should do their bit permanently. Perhaps the Sydney Morning Herald could stop printing huge newspapers made from lopped trees. They could go fully electronic and run their news online. If they really, truly care enough that is. If they really, really want it badly enough. 

Maybe street lights could be switched off every night like they used to in the 'good old days'. I mean, why not? It is more important isn't it? Do we really want to save the planet badly enough or are we really more about paying lip-service to it? 

All this Earth Hour crap does, is rehash a message that has already got through but is largely ignored. This is in spite of the fact that some see the future of the planet hinging on our actions. 

The truth is, that people live for themselves and not for future, unknown generations. We are selfish and encouraged to be so in a world where we are constantly fed consumerist propaganda by Corporate Greed Incorporated. We have been conditioned to use and abuse and it is as simple as that.

Even when the lights are on, no one is home.





 
 
John is feeling: contemplative
John is listening to: Blinded By The Light
 
 
jdbuzz
19 April 2007 @ 09:31 am
A Uniform Approach  
Unions WA have taken up sponsorship of a junior soccer club and the sky is apparently falling.
The West Australian tells us:

The sponsorship of a junior soccer club which will result in children wearing shirts emblazoned with union slogans is "sick", federal Sports Minister George Brandis says.

The club is the Tuart Hill Soccer Club and Unions WA have contributed $8,800 towards their various teams of children aged between 6 and 15.

Senator Brandis said the club's players were being used to carry political propaganda. "This is unacceptable," Senator Brandis told ABC Radio in Brisbane. "It is sick to be requiring school kids as a condition of playing sport to be carrying political propaganda on their jerseys."

The union sponsorship was not the same as any normal sponsorship as some parents are likely to disagree with the political message being put forward by unions, Senator Brandis said. "I think people as a matter of common sense can tell the difference between ordinary commercial advertising and political propaganda," he said. "I think most Australians would accept that a line has to be drawn between the two - that you don't use kids unwillingly to carry political propaganda."

Apparently, it is okay to allow a company that sells grossly overpriced sports shoes made by underpaid, third-world vassals emblazon their product over the back of your children. It is also okay for them to advertise the providers of junk food across their ever-increasing girths. Its just not okay to promote an involvement and interest in an organisation that is there to fight for their working future in an environment where the union movement is being continually attacked and legislated against by the government of the day. 

I think Senator Brandis needs a size 14 Nike Air up his fat arse. 'Just do it'.

 
 
John is feeling: okay
John is listening to: These Boots Are Made For Kicking
 
 
jdbuzz
08 April 2007 @ 03:17 pm
Truth Is: The Buck Never Stops  
The world is run by by big business. I have no doubt of this and as soon as more people switch on to this fact the better. 

Consider Easter. 

Once it was simply enough to purchase hot cross buns for Good Friday and Easter eggs for Easter Sunday. Now commercial greed demands that we bestow any number of fine trinkets and toys upon our loved ones. The Easters of my childhood, and perhaps those of many of you were simply not about this. The only real commercial gain was made by the likes of Cadbury, Nestle' and their various middlemen. 

Now the push is on. You must buy this from Bunnings for Easter. You must take a holiday here or there for Easter. You must treat the ones you love to this and you must surprise them with that and of course, you must send cards to all of your friends at Easter. Truth is, this commercial push is as insidious as it is imperceptible and corporate giants have a very long life. They can lay quietly in wait until you accept the ridiculous as the norm. Eventually humanity will be drawn in to this inevitable whirlpool of commercial crassness where the the greedy as always, triumph over the needy.

Furthermore, it must be plain to the moguls that Easter happens at the wrong time of year. It is never more than 3 or 4 months after Christmas. I can just imagine corporate spin doctors trying to convince us with strategically placed advertisements that June or July is a better time to 'celebrate' it. I can imagine:

Make the switch now - don't let all your Christmases come at once!" 

Perhaps a few well spread dollars around the Vatican might go a long way too. 

'Christmas in July' hasn't quite taken off yet. remember this: 'The Ox is slow but the earth is patient'. (as quoted by Mick Malthouse but attributed to any number of people). 

As a non-christian, I am not at all into Easter anyway but I can make argument for Christmas on the grounds that peace on earth isn't such a bad philosophy to trot out even if it is only once a year.

I would ask you this though. If I should go back on my word and start sending out Easter cards anytime this lifetime, i expect you to quickly grab me and nail me to the cross.
 
 
John is feeling: cynical
John is listening to: Money Money Money
 
 
jdbuzz
16 March 2007 @ 11:48 am
The Sauce Of It!  
Some things are just not right!
From the Beeb, today:




Final British bottle of HP sauce
HP sauce
HP sauce is seen as a symbol of Britishness
The last bottle of HP sauce is being produced in Birmingham, marking the end of more than 100 years of sauce making at the site.

Production is moving from the plant in the Aston area of the city to The Netherlands with the loss of 125 jobs.

The final shift finish work at 0600 GMT, although some will stay a few days longer to clean up the factory.

The closure has been opposed by unions and civic leaders but US owners Heinz decided the factory was not viable.

Businesses near to the factory launched a Save Our Sauce campaign and protests were held in Birmingham and outside the American Embassy in London in a bid to get the company to change its plans.

Birmingham City Council leaders met with Heinz managers to try to draw up fresh plans and MPs tried to get HP banned from tables inside the Houses of Parliament as it was no longer "a symbol of Britishness", but all to no avail.

Production team leader Danny Lloyd, who has worked at the factory for 18 years, said it was "like the bottom had fallen out" of the workers' worlds.


This is what happens in commerce these days.  Save a buck and screw the workers.

Everybody sing: 

"There'll Always Be An England!"

Unless it gets sold off overseas.

 
 
John is feeling: restless
John is listening to: There'll Always Be An England
 
 
jdbuzz
30 January 2007 @ 10:51 am
Do You Want Fries With That?  
This will blow you away. Why it wasn't front page news I can't imagine..
From today's West:

McDonald's switches to new frying oil


 
McDonald's says more than 1,200 of its US restaurants have switched to a trans-fat-free frying oil, though no timeline has been set for when the rest of its hamburger chain would be using the new product.

The oil that will eventually be used to cook all of McDonald's famous fries in the United States is a blend of canola, soybean and corn oils, spokeswoman Lisa Howard said.

The Chicago Tribune reported that McDonald's plans to be cooking all its fries in the new oil by early 2008, but Howard said there was no targeted date.

Okay, so who really gives a? Hands up please!

Okay, I thought so. 

This company and it's puerile, saccharine advertising makes me want to.. spit chips? Their ability to manufacture 'news' and then get it out all over the bloody world never ceases to amaze and irritate me. Why is it so? What is it I hate about them? Why do I want to shove a dozen quarter-pounders and hot fries up Ronald's stripey arse?

 
 
John is feeling: tired
 
 
 
 

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