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06 May 2008 @ 12:00 pm
The 'Christian' Thing To Do  

Alison Fan will tonight broadcast an interview she has conducted with John Kizon regarding Ben Cousins.

The interview was conducted at a wake in a Subiaco restaurant recently after the funeral of Craig Christian's father. No doubt a fine crowd of upstanding citizens turned out to farewell Craig's old man. I'm sure he spent the last half of his life revelling in the antics of his son and his associates. He must have been a top bloke to produce a piece of excrement like that and I would like to pay final tribute to him. Well done sir! He sets a fine example to all would-be killers thugs and drug dealers.

I wonder if it was a religious service? I've never had anything but contempt for a church that can welcome and take support from organised criminals and drug dealers, but hey! hypocrisy has long been their hallmark hasn't it?

What Kizon could possibly add to this saga is beyond me. I have heard shorts from the broadcast in which he rails at the Eagles for not providing sufficient guidance and help. Yet, here is a man with his record of criminal activity and drug dealing, spouting forth on the subject. What a laugh.

He may be right in his suggestion that the Eagles didn't do enough for Ben, but as someone else has said, what did Kizon do for him - his friend? I can guess what he did. Probably put him in contact with someone who could provide a ready source to feed his addiction.

We need some good old Melbourne Underbelly blood-letting here and I would delight at the prospect of seeing the likes of Christian, Kizon and various bikie and ethnic gang leaders wiped clean off the face of the planet. If some hangers on get hurt in the process well, such is the price you pay for not picking your friends more wisely.

 
 
John is feeling: disgusted
John is listening to: The Godfather Theme
 
 
jdbuzz
02 May 2008 @ 09:53 am
Taboo or Not To Boo?  

Much talk about whether to boo Chris Judd tonight. I am really surprised at the amount of angst amongst fellow Eagle supporters about whether they should boo or not.

These guys are cattle. You could be the most loyal player of a club but if they choose to trade you or dump you, they do so. How many loyal servants of the club would we have dumped if that was what it took to get hold of Chris Judd in the first place?

There will be booing and it will be good natured booing at worst. I won't boo. I won't cheer or clap him either, but I won't boo him. He is an extraordinary person and player, and I carry no grudge that he left us - only disappointment. We should remember that had he not re-signed with us, we could have lost him two years earlier.

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John is feeling: exanimate
John is listening to: Desperado - The Eagles
 
 
jdbuzz
24 April 2008 @ 11:25 am
Symbolism  

Swastikas, US flags and Olympic torches. Crucifixes and pictures of Allah. All symbols.

They represent love, devotion, hatred or death and people get so worked up about them. yet they are just... symbols, inanimate representations.

This Olympic torch stuff is really annoying the crap out of me. It is a bloody torch for fuck's sake! the media in all forms have humanised the thing.

"The torch was whisked away to safety overnight"

"The torch was welcomed to Australia by..."

and so on.

I'm just waiting for the torch to develop a bloody headache one day soon and decide not to go out jogging.....

This whole Olympic thing is one big yawn to me. Some of the sports are enjoyable but not that many.

As for Olympic ideals... They clearly died for the majority of people when professionalism took over.

Furthermore, I think every four years is far too often to have to endure the opening and closing ceremonies and why can't we put in place a total news embargo on the Olympics until say a week before the games start?

Miserable killjoy ain't I?

;-)

 
 
John is feeling: bored
John is listening to: The Circle Game
 
 
jdbuzz
30 January 2008 @ 07:17 am
Wayne Carey - Kinda Scary  

I think Carey's behaviour here in Australia (and apparently) in the US is disgraceful, shameful and simply shocking.

I think that the Kangaroos Football Club should be called before the AFL to explain. After all, he was their leading player until only bloody light years ago...


 
 
John is listening to: Up There Cazaly
 
 
jdbuzz
19 January 2008 @ 03:58 pm
Take Your Bat And Ball And Go Home!  
As Australia slide inexorably to a convincing defeat to India, I ponder whether this current team deserved to break the record set by a former incarnation of itself. This is a team that has seen the likes of Waugh, Warne, McGrath, Langer and Martin retire, and has gone in to this match without the proven batting mastery of Mathew Hayden. It doesn't bother me at all to lose to India on that measure alone.

What does irritate me a little is the entrenched criticism that has been levelled at this team from certain quarters - for being winners, basically. 

The accusations of sledging have always been laid at Australia's feet and it is as if no other side do it. Being cocky because you happen to be the best is no sin as far as I am concerned. 

Where is all the talk about the petulance of India's cricketers when things don't go their way? Where is the talk of the blatant time wasting and over appealing that is a hallmark of sub continent teams? Nope, no word of that. Only Australia it seems, appeals too much. The reality is that they are bagged for appealing because the umpires sometimes give a decision their way that perhaps shouldn't have been given. Who's to blame - if anybody is? Watch any Indian spinner in action and see who overuses the appeal process. 

Furthermore, it isn't Australian supporters who sledge someone because he happens to have negro blood in him. It rather sounds like the pot calling the kettle 'black' - if you'll excuse the pun. 

Australians come in for some criticism about their approach to sport in general and I must admit I thought when India's opening batsmen walked out onto the WACA on day one, that our crowd might stoop to the level of India's rabble supporters and boo and jeer relentlessly. I especially considered this a probability given the high drama and Indian tantrums of the last few weeks. 

We didn't. 

So yes, we'll lose this test match and I really am not too bothered about it. this team is not as good as the record breakers before it, though some of the players span both eras. 

I really don't know why I wrote this. I suspect most of my blog readers aren't such big cricket followers?

As mentioned before, 'blog' is still not in LJs dictionary. Nor is 'proven'. What a crock of the proverbial excreta! 
 
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John is listening to: Here Come The Aussies
 
 
jdbuzz
07 November 2007 @ 02:04 pm
Horsing Around  
Yesterday being Melbourne Cup Day and me being somewhat partial to a flutter on the sport of kings, I met up with a number of fellow inspectors and we spent the day at a certain tavern in this town where we imbibed on amber fluid and punted madly. Normally our jobs entail us regulating this very sort of pastime, but yesterday was all about our own pleasure. 

I was the first to arrive and as one does with too much time on their hands and a couple of hundred dollars in the pocket, I had my first flutter. 

It was Melbourne Race 3 and I put a win and place bet on a horse called 'Bling Bling'. It was a sad race, because a horse somehow broke both of its back legs in running and it tumbled to the ground. My horse fell on top of it. Two jockeys were injured in the accident, though thankfully not seriously. One of them though, missed his ride in the big race later on because of the injuries he sustained. The screens were drawn around the horse with the broken legs and you can imagine the tragic fate that befell this magnificent beast. 

Some find the sport barbaric or inhumane because of this and yet these animals have for centuries been bred to do what they do best. They love to run. It strikes me as odd that in this day and age you can't fix up a broken leg on a race horse but apparently you can't. These animals can not just stand aside while the grass grows under their feet.  There are many complex issues that arise from these injuries but the bottom line is that you are saving the animal from a lot of suffering by having them put down.  Read this if it helps you to understand what the issue is:

I thought this was the way the rest of my day would pan. Happily for me however, the next race returned me about $420 and that set me up for a big day of punting. I had a few other wins along the way and enjoyed the day. The Melbourne Cup itself was not a punting success story, but given my luck elsewhere on the card I was happy to walk away at the end of the day some $250 in front I guess. That was after paying for drinks, meals, last night's Lotto and a haircut. 

More amazing was the fact that I didn't even get close to intoxicated. 

 
 
 
John is feeling: calm
John is listening to: You Better You Bet - The Who
 
 
jdbuzz
06 November 2007 @ 08:05 am
My Cup Runneth Over  

My Melbourne Cup form up until three years ago was always very good. Of late though, it has been nothing short of disastrous. 

Regardless of current form, I am happy to share my tips with you just so that you can laugh at me by the end of the day.

Possible winners:
Master O'Reilly
Mahler
Zipping

Good Roughies:
Tungsten Strike
Dolphin Jo
Eskimo Queen

Real Roughie:
Lazer Sharp

Happy punting people!

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Location:: Bullcreek Tavern
John is feeling: Expectant
John is listening to: A Horse With No Name
 
 
jdbuzz
04 November 2007 @ 10:59 am
Hype Is Trype  

A huge announcement was made today by the Western Australian State Minister for Hype THE HON SHEILA M McHALE MLA. :

"Perth wins 2011 ISAF Sailing World Championships"

Sheila is - amongst many things titular, the Minister for Tourism. (She is also the Minister for Culcha and the Yarts). Sheila was quoted on radio this morning as saying that this will "help put WA on the map".  Well, whoopee-bloody-do.

I swear if I hear this hackneyed phrase just one more time I will blow the frigging place up and take us right off this bloody all-important map.  

Brother Peter (No, he's not a monk - and he isn't the Messiah either) mentioned herehis opinion regarding the Red Bull Air Race. I am compelled to agree. Much ado about very little. 

From my perspective, I'm sick to death of being inconvenienced with road closures and alternate plans just to go about my everyday existence while these much-hyped events are in session. 

Be honest, how many of you had even heard of the bloody Red Bull Air Race prior to it arriving in Perth last year? As I sit at home this Sunday morning all I have heard is the constant drone of planes zooming down the river. It sounds like some great lawn mower gig in the sky. 

I think some of this stuff is overkill. I work shift work from the Hyatt Building and over the course of the past few years I've been put out greatly by Christmas pageants, cycle races, sky shows, car rallies, Red Bull planes and Anzac Day. 

Now, I don't mind the inconvenience of a couple of these events and you might guess which they are, but I am fed up with the tourist dollar being touted as the lifeblood of this state and having to make sacrifices for that very reason . It is not - and never was our lifeblood. 

The people who organise these events are very good spin doctors and governments of the day are astute enough to realise that they have to jump on board or be trampled underfoot. How I pity the poor people of Sydney for what they went through for the Johnny and George show!

Specifically, I guess I don't greatly object to this air show,  but I'll be damned if I am going to overrate it's value to this state. It's economic and marketing significance is about as great as mine, and yet you don't see me heralded in the media and see streets roped off for my dazzling arrival at the Hyatt Centre. 

I do it on an almost daily basis too.

 
 
John is feeling: cynical
John is listening to: Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines
 
 
jdbuzz
18 October 2007 @ 08:42 am
Number Crunching  

As an Eagles member, I have to say this has not been a great year. 

Ben Cousins.

To me it is just a tragedy to see someone lose control of his life like this. Unlike some of the behaviour of people off the rails, he's only done physical harm to himself. On a secondary level, certainly he's hurt his family. At a further distance, he's hurt the club and it's supporters. Frankly, I don't really give a toss about that. I just think it is so sad to see someone lose so much. To see so much potential laid to waste. To see good people close to him having to deal with such pain.

Now Ben has gone and I think the club were right to cut him from the player list. The press conference they held last night was all about supporting Ben (if he wishes their help) in overcoming his problems. It was made clear however that he will never play for the club again.

The one thing that really irritates me about this is that there are small-minded people who form their opinions based on club loyalties. Smug and superior is fine until you open the closet door of your club and perhaps see some lesser profile player with similar issues. They are out there. They are out there in real life too and I doubt that there are many people who have not been touched by the pain of drug abuse in their personal lives, or sadly - will be.

This is an issue that transcends a bloody game and Western Australia is suffering a pandemic of drug taking. It needs to be dealt with. Forget the footy.

Anyway, back to the simple little message I was originally going to give before I digressed:

Out of the tragic end to what was left of Ben Cousin's self respect this week, comes the opportunity for people to blog incessantly on the West Australian's web site. A number of people put many different spins on this saga. One comment that caught my eye (who don't they catch both your eyes?) was this post:



 At first I thought it may have been used in jest and might even have been a quote, but I can find no reference to it on Google. I think that what Susan lacks in literary depth is more than adequately compensated for by her numeracy skills.



 
 
John is feeling: exanimate
John is listening to: The Eagles - Get Over It!
 
 
jdbuzz
19 June 2007 @ 09:59 pm
Winners Are Grinners  
I am writing this blog entry through copious tears. The chillies that I poured over the top of my fried rice are bloody hot!

Tonight I set off for indoor cricket with no conviction. No belief. Two of our best players are on holidays overseas and we were playing our arch enemy. I assumed we were in for a thrashing. Of course, I was wrong. We buried them. Having kept them to 88 runs though even now I am not sure how that was, we managed to thump them by 50 or so runs. My usual partner is one of the players who is overseas so I said to our captain that I would buddy up with the young kid. He can be quite suspect with bat in hand. We scored 50 runs. Not only was this the highest score, but it set us on track for what proved to be an easy victory in the end. Additionally, it also entitles you to a free drink so - Bonus! 

I managed two sevens (which is a six plus a run single) and I hit a five (a four plus a run single). In addition I got the three net a couple of times at least. More importantly, we didn't lose a single wicket and that is really the secret to success batting in this game. Despite being as blind as a cross-eyed bat with conjunctivitis, I was hitting them pretty well today.

I might defer retirement for a bit. Anyway, we are (as usual) short of players so I'm not allowed to hang up the bat just yet.
 
 
John is feeling: calm
John is listening to: Mouldy Old Dough
 
 
jdbuzz
08 May 2007 @ 06:34 am
Snap Crackle & Pop For Breakfast  
Tonight I return to play indoor cricket after an absence of two or three months. Rosters and byes on the all too few occasions that I have been available, have conspired to keep me away from the game. I usually test out my back by stretching my legs and swinging the spine in a number of directions. This usually gives of a few snapping sounds as the errant vertebrae click back into place. This morning, none of that happened. Either I am loose as a goose (however loose a goose gets) or I am so damn tight that they no longer move.

If you don't hear from me for a while, you may assume that I have been bailed up in hospital again, deep in thought about the need to paint the ceilings. 
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John is feeling: calm
John is listening to: Get Back
 
 
jdbuzz
30 April 2007 @ 10:07 am
This Food Tastes Funny!  
News from the BBC states that in addition to being strangled, there is evidence to suggest that the Pakistani cricket coach, Bob Woolmer was also poisoned. It clearly was not a good day for him was it? It would surprise me not in the least if they also discovered a set of cricket stumps up his backside. 

You would have to guess that the murder was cricket-related and it is a damn shame that the guy was done in for the sake of a game of cricket. Better would have been to string up the whole Pakistani team. If I was a Pakistani test player, I would be walking around Rawalpindi with lead underpants, bullet-proof vest and a team of burly bodyguards armed with grenades and machine guns. I'd also hire a look-alike, though were would you find an olive skinned guy with black hair and dark brown eyes in Pakistan?
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John is listening to: I Don't Like Cricket - I Love It
 
 
jdbuzz
29 April 2007 @ 10:31 am
It's A Big Weekend In Sport  
Yesterday the Eagles won their fifth game of the season against a plucky Richmond side. It's a shame though, that their captain came out and did the sour grapes thing about the umpiring. Criticising the umpires only has a grain of credibility when you criticise them after you win.

The Australians won the World Cup of cricket after a contemptuous performance from Adam Gilchrist with the bat. The whole series was modelled on farce and the final last night lived up to all that has gone before it when nobody quite knew how they were going to put an end to a game that was as dead and buried as the poor Pakistan coach. 

Hull City look to have secured their tenure in the Championship division after a 0 - 1 win against Cardiff. The once mighty Leeds United appeared likely to leap frog them, however their opposition scored an equaliser goal with 2 minutes to go in the game. Leeds will join a couple of other teams dropping into the First Division. Oh how the mighty have fallen. 

Further, the radio reports this morning that a current Dockers player didn't like the idea of not being allowed into a Northbridge nightclub and so punched the refusing crowd controller in the face. At least this may prove the focus for a day or two, rather than my own team which has been quite fairly criticised at times for its player behaviour and at other times, quite unfairly. 'Let he who has not sinned'.
 
 
John is feeling: calm
John is listening to: Oh! I'm Going To Barbados
 
 
jdbuzz
20 March 2007 @ 11:44 am
The Lack Of The Irish - It's Just Not Cricket!  
I worked around the streets of Perth and Fremantle last Saturday night and even though it was both a Saturday and St Patrick's Day I didn't think that it was overly busy with celebratory drinkers.

Not a bad thing in my mind. What is being celebrated exactly? My grandmother was Irish and yet I feel about as Irish as Osama Bin Laden. (though I guess he could have got his early disposition towards bombing in the IRA).

So what is being celebrated? Nothing. It is a bullshit excuse for getting tanked in a city where no one sees the need to make up excuses on any of the other days of the year. Perhaps for one of very few days, they think it validates this preponderance towards binge drinking.  "We're celebrating St Pat's" is a meaningless phrase for the thousands upon thousands who don't know any more about him than he is the patron saint of Ireland. How many know that he wasn't even Irish? How many care?

Well, at least the Irish got to celebrate a memorable victory at the World Cup of Cricket over a shit-useless Pakistan team. 

I've already heard the rumblings of another betting scandal..

You have to feel sorry for Bob Woolmer. Police have now all but ruled out foul play. Given that 3,532 angry Pakistani supporters were seen leaving his hotel room that night just before he died, it is a relief to hear that they may have played no part in his demise.
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John is feeling: tired
John is listening to: Who Wants To Live Forever?
 
 
 
 

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