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jdbuzz
08 May 2008 @ 10:31 am
Radio Times  
A sure-fire sign of rapidly increasing dotage is listening to AM radio. I confess therefore to my worrying decline in this regard.

Radio 6PR has recently running some community advertisements directed at paint taggers. We endure listening to mock discussions from a couple of taggers. The dialogue is full of "Hey man" cliches as they regale us with tales of tagging gone wrong. One young and up-coming tagger tags the property of his moronic friend's grandmother, for instance.

Fascinating stuff and really thought provoking. I have sworn off tagging for good and no doubt the 6PR audience demographic have done likewise. I'm just not so sure though, how many of them are 16 year old deadbeats with a spray can in his hands.
 
Yes, it's one of those 'State government initiatives'. Good to see that the taxpayer's dollar at work, providing us all with the illusion that our elected representatives really give a flying rat's arse.

Why don't they make commercials that promote contacting your member of parliament and using them as a resource to resolve your issues? It seems to me that the people serve their members rather than being served by them.

And if I hear WA's leading social engineer - Jim McGinty on radio again any time soon, I shall clone myself and send it off to kick him in the nuts. This piece of crap only hides under his bed whenever any media person wants to raise any real issues with him. He is however surprisingly available to self-promote or to jump on the bandwagon of any populist vote winning issue. Gutless. 
 
 
 
John is feeling: apathetic
John is listening to: Paint It Black
 
 
jdbuzz
03 April 2007 @ 01:06 pm
Jobs For Da Boyz  
I've never been a big fan of political correctness, believing that just being 'correct' is rather more important. This comes as no surprise to any of you I'm sure. 

With that in mind, I thought I would share with you something that tickled me as being rather absurd. It is from the WA Government's jobs web site:


I don't know about you but I tend to think that if you can't even handle plain old english, how in [insert your God's name here] name are you going to represent this government to the public? How are you going to articulate and communicate to the population at large?

I know I am being a bit simplistic and that there are plenty of jobs out there for new migrants with no grasp of the english language, but I suppose it is more the silliness of having to make each and every job available to any one from anywhere, that causes me mild amusement.  I see they even have Somali on there and I hadn't realised that standing in a Centrelink line was classified as a government job, nor did I realise that taxi-driving wasn't a private enterprise business. 

 
 
John is feeling: cynical
John is listening to: Working For The Man
 
 
jdbuzz
27 February 2007 @ 09:20 am
Dead Man Walking  

Mr Bowler: So it is expected that um Sheila will overturn the ACMC decision.
  
Mr Grill: So Carpenter just told you that um Sheila should overturn the decision?
  
Mr Bowler: ... She will. 

This man is my boss, well as much as any public servant considers some hack politician is his boss. If you read his bio, you'll see that it is remarkably similar to the recently departed Norm Marborough's. They have a lot in common. Lack of respect for ethical processes being one of them.  

This man is an uneducated, working class buffoon who hasn't got the wherewithal to stand up properly in a toilet, never mind about parliament. These people are a cancer that needs to be cut out the mess of festering carrion that is politics in this state.

No doubt today will bring more good news about the man. 

Goodbye John. Drop dead anytime soon you piece of shit. 

This stuff gets to me more than mere words can describe. Truthfully, I put dishonest politicians in a class just below murderers. We may well be better served however, to put them in the same class and not let them out until at least a few of them have been killed off. 

 
 
John is feeling: angry
John is listening to: about to switch on
 
 
jdbuzz
06 February 2007 @ 09:59 am
Worst In Power  
You would think that with all the bad publicity they have had over recent years and given the wealth and health of the state economy, Western Power should have their shit together by now.  I know you can't really take issue when bush fires cause havoc, but the ubiquitous pole top fires still happen and the best this outfit can muster to deal with an increasing demand in power needs is to spend money on advertising telling us to go back to a caveman-type existence for a few hours per day. Ease the demand, please! 

This is the same sort of planning (or lack therof) that resulted in the inadequate road system all the way down to Mandurah and beyond and building bridges that have three bloody lanes instead of four or better still, six. I swear that nobody plans beyond 5 years in this or any of our previous state governments. More to the point, there is compelling evidence that they don't plan beyond the next election.

And what has the government done about it? They have readied our power utility for privatisation so that when things really go badly wrong (instead of just wrong - as they are now) the government of the day can wash their hands to the tune of 'Don't Blame Me!'

I want to shoot the piano player AND the whole bloody choir.
 
 
John is feeling: blank
John is listening to: Power To The People
 
 
jdbuzz
28 January 2007 @ 11:34 am
Fire? Works For Me!  

There is no shortage of fireworks around this house and that has nothing whatsoever to do with people and their temper tantrums. Living in Como, we are in close proximity to an amazing array of firework shows from New’s Eve to the end of February.

 

There are fireworks at Gloucester Park on New Year’s Eve. There is another display at Shelley by the Canning River on New Year’s Day. There are fireworks on the Swan River for Australia Day, there are fireworks at Cannington Greyhounds and there are fireworks at Burswood for Chinese New Year. Oh. I had best not forget the fireworks down the road at Curtin University which heralds the arrival of overseas students.

 

To me, it becomes a little bit passé by the time it is all done. This doesn’t stop me from thoroughly enjoying each show if I can, but what it does is prevents me from making the effort to go and see them. I wander outside at the first thunderous blast, sometimes not realising that a show has begun and dreading that some mindless act of terrorism has befallen the city.

 

The thought of standing in crowds in the blazing heat to secure a vantage spot to watch fireworks for half an hour (if you’re lucky), then meandering off to your car wherein you spend the next hour or so trying to get away from the rabble, holds no appeal. There is only so much of “Great Southern Land’ and “Land Down Under’ that you can take before you feel that you are trapped in a time warp of Groundhog (Australia) Day proportions. It needs a bit of pepping up. It needs some thing new.

 

I propose that next year we torch Parliament House, the governor’s residence, the head offices of the ALP and Liberal Party and for good measure, we’ll put a giant exploding Catherine wheel at the top of the damned bell tower too.

 

Any other positive steps to make next year’s show a real crowd-pleaser?

 
 
John is feeling: blank
 
 
 
 

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